Mayor De Blah Blah
Aka Warren Wilhelm Jr.
By Tatiana Pahlen

The story starts with a black gnat
Who put her stakes on a giant crook –
Mayor De Blasio,
whom she seduced while being a lesbian;
Produced him two offspring:
A boy and a girl who helped pitch in
A calculated Mayoral bridge.

By pimping Dante with an overblown Afro,
a gnat easily cleaned up the black votes,
Then gays and lesbians
who got involved
In her new feminist stature.

The whole idea to tax the rich
To help breed the pre-K list,
De Blasio tried to outwit
Cuomo over a pizza lunch,
where Hizzoner consumed his slice,
using 'esthetically' fork and knife.

His wife is an ambitious shrew
Enrolled as The Head of his Mayoral Fund,
After she hired the pricey aid
The former pal of Al Sharpton.

The family lives in Park Slope, Brooklyn
Pretending they moved into the Gracie Mansion
No wonder the streets of the Upper East Side
Filled with putrefied garbage!

His vindictive oversight is raw;
to punish the residents of the East Side
Who didn’t fancy him as a Hizzoner,
since he insisted in installing a large waste dump
Next to “Asphalt Green” and a schoolyard.
What kind of brain could come up with this?

Attached to the fancy High-Rise towers,
The wealthy residences of the East Side
In the past were his largest donors,
betrayed by the egomaniac,
who literally came from nowhere!

Imagine the waste that will breed diseases
Will kill the neighborhood for years to come,
Including the big portion of Gracie Mansion!
Whoever brandished this odious man
Should be held without bail!

February 7, 2014

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